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Lyincomey.com launched by lyin' NRC. Lyin' FOXNEWS and President Pathological Liar approve
Klanistan Militia's, 'Velociraptor Squadron' swears in first recruit 
Deer hunters across Klanistan willing to reconsider their "big rack-only" trophy mounting policy
Waffle House test-marketing 99¢ 'La Cucaracha Burger' 
Woman blames new Waffle House burger for hearing loss
Q: How many heathen White House Office Personnel does it take to change light a bulb? A: 377
Woman named you know what arrested for you know what
Man finds that prices at Kroger are criminal
Good fences make good neighbors
Klanistani NASCAR driver charged with attempted diddlin'
Klanistani NASCAR tweaker gets yellow caution flag. Nope, not the same guy
Wrong number results in free trip to Klanistan
Monkey loses decision in Appellate Court. Law of The Jungle judged unconstitutional
Yet another Klanistani NASCAR driver facing charges: First degree spouse-correcting
Local woman claims she doesn't know pussy from bobcat
You're not going to believe this

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Brawling Within 100 Ft of Liquor Establishment ordinance needed, lawmakers say
Klanistan Heritage Shrine now open
Klanistani patriot puts Deep State technology to the test
Teacher demonstrates to class that killing coons not as acceptable as in the good old days
Mystery bidder, identified only as bidder #309-9991, pays record price for religious relic
Think Trump was the bottom of the political barrel? Meet Nathan Larson
Had this been an actual Zombie Alert, you would have been instructed to run like hell

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Klanistan couple persecuted for religious beliefs
$89 million award in Wrongful Zigging When You Should Have Been Zagging case
Told you so
Klanistanian negotiation techniques largely unsuccessful in North
Big mouth family member reveals baby's sex
...somethin'...somethin'...apology... somethin'...
Philanthropist Alex Jones set to donate his entire Peter Pill™  fortune to grieving families
Website owners market image of selves in desperate attempt to increase revenue

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Waffle House competitor refuses to accept Klanistanian currency at drive-thru window. Police called
Waffle House competitor tries novel method of attracting law enforcement / firefighter customers
Celebrity coward uses Klanistanian negotiation technique to stay in public spotlight
Law enforcement officer stockpiles Christmas gifts for needy local kids
Wasting Law Enforcement Officer's Time w/lame-ass excuse
RESERVED FOR NASCAR
Klanistan Tourism Board tries out new slogan
DITTO
This Caution Tape for Rent
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            KNN Story of the Week
         Black pastor promotes "That Old-Time Religion"
        Klanistan Militia encourage him to run for Mayor
                this  damn  monkey on   my   back   isn't
                               going  to  feed  itself,   now  is  it?

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